Reef Shoe: The Ultimate Real World Mash-up

Comfy? Sure
Stylish? totally
Functional? you have no idea.
Turns out these shoes come with a built in bottle opener! In each foot no less! (Go ambidextrous people!)
I guess it's perfect for those times when just can't find a bottle opener, or a lighter, or the side of a chair or table to open your non-twist off bottle opener.
What amount of market research went into the realization that people who wear these shoes also want to open a bottle of, I assume beer, when they're wearing these?
I wonder if wearing these shoes promotes heavier drinking, or at least makes you think about the fact that you could open a beer bottle with your shoe, and thus really really really want to, just so, you know...you could feel cool.
By the way, they don't scrape on the ground. A very import feature. I asked.
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